Bumfluff: "Quiet today..."
Shagmar: "Umm yeah I haven't been killed by an adventurer in 3 days at least. Come to think of it, I haven't seen one either..."
Bumfluff: "You don't think we won the war and no one bothered to tell us?"
Shagmar: (looks uncertain) "Nah... I dunno, maybe. We were winning."
Bumfluff: "You know what they're like, we're the last to know anything."
Shagmar: "Come on, it's not like they could have all vanished. The Elves, Men, Dwarves? For three days? You've had too much of that grog. Some poncy Elf will be along in a minute and kill us... you'll see."
(they both stare out into the empty forest)